Takeover! HAHAHA!

Greetings, Fleshbags! It is I, Lord Mycoplasma Pneumoniae! I am one of the Germ Gods that your stupid friend Jordan C. Eller tried to bribe into not afflicting his girlfriend with my vile goodness! Well, guess what? Not only did I infect her, but I'm also taking over this blog! Weeheeheehee! As you can plainly see, your precious Eller is locked up nice and tight, just in case he tries to remove me from my new place of honor. Oh, don't look at me like that. You're not better than me. All you humans are the same! You think you're better than me! Well, you're not. Look at you, with all your Mybooks and Facety-Spaces, prancing around with your head full of eyeballs! You're all a bunch of sissys. Besides, that dufus offered his blog to me! Read his last stupid post! I'm not mean, I'm just on opportunist.

...Jeez, this guy is boring. All of his posts are just complaints about things he can't change! Well, I'm keeping Obsessio Depressio here locked up for quite awhile, so just sit back and enjoy the literary stylings of me!

And try to sneeze on someone for me today, will ya?

Join me next time when my guest will be Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, from the sinuses of a local migrant worker! Bye!

-Lord Mycoplasma Pneumoniae