I graduated last weekend. The ceremony didn't last as long as I'd expected, but I got to say hello (and goodbye) to most everyone I wanted to. Well, almost everyone. I couldn't find Kaita afterwards, but I checked in with her family and they tracked her down. Sorry, Kaita.
Kasenow wasn't (officially) present. That is, he wasn't in the student rows in the traditional gown garb. I wasn't suprised, and I don't think anyone else was, either. The man is a drifter. He blows in from somewhere, impacts some lives, hurts some feelings, wins some hearts, and then blows on out. He and his wife must have a very good relationship, since she's the only constant thing in his life.
You know who I would call if I needed a crime solved? Not Kyra Sedgwick.
AKA, TNT's "The Closer". Instead of solving crimes, she should be going around the country giving abstinence talks to teens. Why? Because she is the ultimate turn-off. She's like the miracle anti-erection drug. They should make this woman in pill form and distribute her to sexual deviants everywhere. She is the two-legged form of chemical castration. No wonder Kevin Bacon is gay. Ahem.Ok, I think that's all. See ya.
-J
I wish I saw Kasenow. I wanted a freaking picture with the man.
ReplyDeleteSedgwick is weak. I find her highly unattractive. Gross.
As Amy Poehler (Hillary Clinton) would say, Sedgwick is a boner shrinker.
ReplyDeleteWith this woman, first of all she is not attractive, but her voice is nasty as well, reminds me of Fran Drescher from The Nanny.
Holyshyte!
ReplyDeleteThank you for saying that Sedgwick is a bona killa!
She makes my coochie cooch dry as hell.
On that note!
Have a good one!:D