Ventilating

Yawn. There's not much to report today. Sorry. I will say that my first day back to school after break wasn't so bad. Which is suprising, since the only thing that smells worse than the school's frequently overflowing sewage system is the student body itself.

Seriously, South smells. Bad. I wonder if we don't have a few decomposing bodies in the ventilation shafts or electrical rooms. I wouldn't be surprised.

Speaking of bodies, what's going on with all the student deaths? I realize this is a sensitive subject with some people. I just think that it's unfortunate that every death could've been easily prevented.


Is everyone aware of what this means? I don't need any of you, my loyal Ellerpets, doing anything stupid and winding up roadkill, alright? Be sensible. Be safe. Be stupendous.



Okay, moving on. I'd like to do sort of a weekly segment. I think a really popular one is "This Day In History..." or something like that. I'ma do that. I need a cool title. ...Ooh! Got one. Okay.

Welcome to the first edition of...

LOOKING BACK...FOR SCIENCE!

Alright, here goes:

1452 - That magnificent Italian Renaissancical polymath Leonardo da Vinci is born. And you thought he was just an actor!

1923 - Insulin becomes available for diabetes patients. Finally, people could eat as much crap as they want and only have to endure a daily dose of the stuff. Plus, from time to time, we get to see Wilford Brimley on the TV! I love that guy!


1947 - Jackie Robinson debuts for the Brooklyn Dodgers, making him the first black man to play in a professional baseball game. And now look at us. We've got Obama. We did it!

1966 - Samatha Fox is born. Don't know who Samantha Fox is? Ask your pervert father. Pervert.
2001 - Joey Ramone, singer for the Ramones, dies. Where would we be without all of those songs that almost sound the same but are fundamentally different but they still sound the same? Remember "Hey, ho, let's go!"? I think that song's been in every Tony Hawk's Pro Skater video game ever produced.

...And that about does it for this, the first edition of...

LOOKING BACK...FOR SCIENCE!

Okay everyone. That's it for today, I think. Tune in next week when my special guest will be Dave Mustaine from the band Megadeth! See you then!

-J