Brevity

Hey, world. I'm posting from my iPod today, since I'm tired and not much has happened today.

Uh, I've really got nothing interesting to say right now. Oh! Actually, my very attractive girlfriend bought a very attractive prom dress today. So, that makes her, like, a thousand more times more attractive than the wad of garbage you're bringing to prom.

...I'm just saying.

Okay, that's it. I'm finishing this post with a Steven Wright joke:

"I was walking in the desert one day when I saw an alien spaceship land in the distance. After a while, a couple of 1-inch tall alien men walked up to me and introduced themselves to me. I said, 'Nice to meet you, but why are you guys only 1-inch tall?'

The aliens responded, 'We're not 1-inch tall, we're just really far away. '"

*rimshot*

*crickets*

-J