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Huh. Joey Earle said I should write a blog, so that is precisely what I'm doing. Look at me. He's not the only reason I'm doing this, though. I'm just, uh, wasting time, mostly.

Anyway, if you don't know me, then you shouldn't be reading this.

I don't know what I'll write about, or why in particular you're reading it, but hey, more power to you. And me. And us.

I use a lot of commas! It's been awhile since I wrote a blog. I had a couple on my old Myspace. I got some good feedback on those.

This isn't really making sense. Should I like, write about my innermost feelings and desires? Honestly I'd rather just write sporadic nonsense and see if you think I'm deep or not. Either way, this seems like it could be sort of fun. I'll write when something horrible or hilarious (or both) happens to me so you can brag to all your friends that you know a really horrible or hilarious kid.

Bah. I'm going in circles. Okay, I'm wrapping this up. There's a big slice of cake in the fridge with my name on it, and I intend to have my way with it immediately. So, for now, this is Jordan Eller, signing off.