Yes. It's happened. I have a Facebook now. I have turned my back on my own self-imposed social prison and am attempting to reach out in a way that I once considered, well, just kind of dumb. I have realized a certain sad, yet undeniable truth: I am no longer able to stand in the way of progress.
I regard Facebook as a necessary evil. It's gotten to the point where I can no longer ask for someone's phone number, since I will have skipped the "I'll Facebook you!" step and will thusly be considered rude and aggressive. It's an unfortunate state of affairs, but what can I do? I've lost contact with nearly everyone I used to talk to simply because everybody hates phone calls, apparently. So, being the totally and utterly selfless boy that I am, I've dedicated my Facebook to you, the reader, my friend.
Which basically means it's your fault for not calling me. Dorks!
-J
